Fuck you, Stephen Harper

Posted on February 14th, 2012 95 great comments. Room for one more!

That’s it…I’ve had it. I’m calling a spade a spade and the federal Conservatives exactly what they are: criminal scumbags hell bent on destroying any vestige of what it means to be Canadian. For that we all owe Prime Minister Harper and his band of merry assholes a big old FUCK YOU!!

In case you haven’t been following our majority government’s shameful and downright criminal actions, or worse, if you voted for them, please pull your head out of your ass and educate yourself on why they are, and I’m not exagrating, trying to make Canada into something like a Stasi state or like something under Stalin. That goes double for Harper’s little pruned buddy Vic Toews and other Public Safety Ministers who have had an unwavering and constant record of dictatorial, freedom-quashing pronouncements under their belts. Here’s just a smattering:

Lawful Access – The charge for this bill, lead by non other than Toews, seeks to give police access to all your online records without warrant or justification. In other words, and quite literally, if there’s a cop who wants to snoop into what you’re doing, they can do it with absolutely no reason (not even a suspicion of a crime), directly in contravention of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Along with being given unrestricted access to your online activities, Lawful Access also allows police to install snooping devices on Internet Service Provider’s hardware so they can listen in on all your online conversations, completely against the highest law of the land, and against your very fundamental Canadian Rights. The Conservatives have shot down any debate on the subject, refused repeatedly to try to explain their asinine “but it’s for child porn” explanations in person which have been proven to not only be an outright lie, but have literally not a single police case to back up the claims. To add insult to injury, fuckwad Toews used a recent child porn ring bust involving hundreds of arrests as an example of how police aren’t able to do their jobs properly, and if you argue with that, you must be a pedophile too. Shit you not.

Torture – Canada used to be a place where you could come and be free of arbitrary government arrest, torture, and intimidation. Harper’s “Canadian values”, apparently, are contrary to this. Vic Toews recently popped his ugly head up and announced that the government is reversing its position on torture, ignoring even just the simple fact that it’s proven to not be effective in exacting accurate information, saying that not only is torture a-okay, we can even do it in Canada (but only against terrorists like environmental groups, so it’s okay). Of course, this once again goes against the Charter of Rights and Freedom, demonstrating that the Tories’ real targets aren’t pedophiles, terrorists, or online scammers — it’s you and your rights.

Mandatory sentences – The Conservative so-called Tackling Violent Crime which created mandatory sentences for a variety of crimes was, in a recent show of sanity, slapped down by a Toronto judge as “abhorrent” and completely unconstitutional in a case involving some guy goofing off in front of a webcam with a gun. He would’ve gotten three years in jail for that under Harper’s rule if the judge didn’t abide by the Constitution and Charter of Rights like she’s supposed to. Yet repeatedly and brazenly going against the highest law of Canada, apparently, doesn’t make the conservative government criminals for some reason. Only you and I are subject, it seems.

Unreported crime / super prisons – This was a project started in the days of Peter van Loan and Stockwell Day, Toews’ predecessors, showing how this is a long term plan by the Conservative government to destroy Canadians’ freedoms, once again without so much as a thread of real-world evidence to back up their claims. This particular gem centered around the government’s incessant push to build massive new prisons in order to prepare for all the “unreported” crime that’s happening out there. Mainstream presstitutes have tried to placate the public by pointing to the General Social Survey as being the likely source of this asinine argument, but failed entirely to ask why people didn’t report crimes; like, maybe, they didn’t think they were important enough. The Feds disagree and want you in prison, even if the “victim” doesn’t. It’s interesting to point out that the General Social Survey also includes many quality of life questions (how your life could be better), most of which go completely ignored by the federal government. No, they’re not in the business of making life better for citizens, they’re in the business of propping up mega-corporations against all opposition, all the while ensuring common, mostly law-abiding and generally innocuous citizens like you and me are made into abject criminals under their draconian laws. Let’s not forget the bullshit of the G20 (protesting in a designated protest zone? How dare they?!), which was operated under Harper’s auspices, which to this day is actively preventing and perverting the course of justice (but at least no one really innocent was affected, so it’s okay).

Human rights — Under the Conservative government, the concept of Human Rights is more or less a joke (see above), and the office of the federal Human Rights Tribunal which is bleeding staff like a stuck pig because of harassment and derision, the very ideals they’re supposed to be defending, is the very personification of the Conservative’s attitudes on the subject. And that is, fuck you, you have no rights, now cough up all your cash so we can toss your ass in jail for whatever damn reason we like.

ACTA — While the internet and public at large have expressed their seething disgust with acts like the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), Protect IP Act (PIPA), or Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement (ACTA), even managing to get the US federal government to back down, our own government signed up to ACTA months ago with glee and without discussion. In the United States, ACTA (created by the private, for-profit movie and record industries), was snuck in under the noses of the American people by making it top secret so that they wouldn’t be allowed to know what laws are being imposed on them. Sure sounds like it’s in the best interest of citizens, doesn’t it?

Anti-democracy — This is something that Toronto’s Rob Ford is learning all too well: you’re not the fucking king and you don’t get to just make pronouncements and have them carried out. Someone needs to step up and slap Harper upside the head and say the same thing. In fact, someone should place him under citizens arrest and have some charges placed against him (conspiring to deprive anyone of their constitutional rights is a direct crime!) Yet the federal government continues on their merry way, telling everyone there will be no discussion on anything, and fuck you, Stephen Harper has proclaimed it so. Say what you will about democracies, but there is absolutely no doubt that the Harper government is standing directly in opposition to their very concept.

And that, without doubt, makes Conservatives and their ilk supporters, directly and publicly, of dictatorship, tyranny, and oppression. This is the very same historical narrative that Hitler used to put Germany under his thumb, and the echoes of Mao and Stalin aren’t far behind. It’s not about left or right politics, it’s about simple Canadian freedoms which we all though we had inalienably enshrined in our Constitution and Charter of Rights, and which Harper is directly attacking over and over again, and with no basis in evidence, fact, law, or even common sense.

Note that on top of being just a few example of the outrageous, egregious, illegal, dictatorial, oppressive, and audacious bullshit that the Conservatives are pushing out these days, millions have been wasted to write these things up, pass them through the proper channels, and have them enacted. Not only are your rights being stripped away wholesale, you’re paying for it!

If you’re a staunch Conservative and still manage to support your scumbag government after reading some of these tidbits, I invite you to pick up a history book on something like the Nazis to see how people who support regimes like the Harper government end up. You can’t even say “but I was just following orders” at the end of it because you’re zealously behind it, and in that case, you’re no friend of mine.

Even if you’re ambivalent about all of this (meaning you don’t think it’ll affect you), ask yourself exactly how the Conservative government has made your life better. Are your taxes lower? Are you finding it easier to find a job? Is it easier to start or run a new business? Is your old age security safe?All of the programs and rhetoric being pushed by the feds are only helping to destroy all of these assistance programs.  I mean, it’s all happening so saying that the Conservatives are not directly responsible for this (with a majority and many years in power), is a very nasty type of self-delusion. No, they’re not helping you, they’re not even leaving you alone, they are directly and purposefully making your life more difficult and miserable even if you completely ignore everything else. Or maybe you’re of the belief that your children’s lives should be worse than yours?

And if any of this disturbs you, please spread the word and let’s start to put the screws on this government. They keep passing increasingly illegal laws but because they have a majority, they don’t give a shit. But as we all know, ignorance of the law is no excuse, and being out and out criminal assholes even less.

95 Comments on “ Fuck you, Stephen Harper ”

  • Susanne Shaw
    March 24th, 2014 9:53 am

    We, other creatures, our forests, resources, waterways and our country have been damaged irreparably by this particular asshole. But the first asshole was Mulroney (hundreds of thousands of good-paying jobs lost via NAFTA and massive privatizations of public properties and services). This infamy was followed by Conservative-in-Liberal-clothing Paulie Sweathop Martin’s offshore tax haven extravaganzas. Now, the satanic Harper and his Koch-a-roaches backers via the Fraser Instapuke, which also sponsored every right wing provincial politician in the West, if not worldwide –billions of bucks worth of bribes! So the rich got super-richer. Since the rich do not do good things with their money, Hannibal Lektor’s solution applies: Eat the rich with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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  • Shannon
    April 22nd, 2014 1:57 pm

    I agree, but we as Canadians keep putting up with it.
    Doesn’t our government work for us? Did we forget who we are and why we vote them in?

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  • FuckHarper
    June 19th, 2014 2:59 pm

    Others seem to feel the same way: http://fuckharperfuckenbridge.ca

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  • hadenoughofthisshit
    June 19th, 2014 11:05 pm

    Yesterday, the harper gov decided to upset most of BC and most of First nations by oking the worst idea ever running dilbit and gas lines through a very remote douglas Channel off Kitimat and he has no regard for any of us… destroyed environmental laws to do so…

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  • stew
    July 18th, 2014 5:25 pm

    Thanks to Harper’s get tough on crime bill I have to wait 5 more years just to clear my name. That’s the least of it. I had to drop out of university because I could not clear up my mistakes. Go figure DUI charges can screw someone’s life so terribly. The way I see it, the future isn’t going to be pretty. It’s simply going to be haves and have nots. By then I would say with 100% certainty anarchy will reign because of so many peoples lives destroyed.

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  • michael bryntwick
    July 21st, 2014 6:14 pm



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  • Tom B
    August 8th, 2014 10:53 am

    could not have said it better…

    Now how do we change things ?

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  • Patrick
    August 14th, 2014 12:58 am

    Good question, Tom. I’m still working out the details, but here’s the start of my answer to that: http://www.torontocitylife.com/2014/06/16/whats-to-be-done/

  • dan wiulliams
    August 21st, 2014 9:37 pm

    Harper is the biggist asshole ever Why are atre these people in our country sucking up our stuff at no cost?????/ heath I have paid over a milolin dollars in taxes and some immm collects on that fuck *UUUUU collect your pension and get the fuck out… you are a parasite give back what you collercted if you are fro real

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  • dan wiulliams
    August 21st, 2014 9:47 pm

    Look at Canada not UFC <USA MAA you are working for Canada,,, go Richview,,, you are anti Canada,, I have made over 5mil in taxes ect in Canada,, you have FUCKED OUR COUNTRY…… I WILL LEAVE AND LEAVE IT TO THE IMMMIGRANTS THE Canada wAY????????????? harper way PS I have a Canadian Passport not worth anything……………………………………………………………… Harper n

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    August 21st, 2014 9:57 pm


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  • khaled
    August 23rd, 2014 9:18 pm

    I found this article while searching for “Stephen Harper the low life scumbag”. Enough said.

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  • Anonymous
    October 29th, 2014 3:41 pm

    this is the dumbest fucker i have ever seen all this is bull shit

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  • Ron B
    November 25th, 2014 3:46 pm

    with all that has been said its time for all of us to vote these fucking assholes out harper government what the fuck is that we need a revolution to oust these crooks now

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  • Patrick
    December 23rd, 2014 11:29 am

    A change is needed but voting another set of criminals into a fundamentally corrupt and corrupting system isn’t the solution.

  • Anonymous
    January 2nd, 2015 6:32 am

    Impeach the prick

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  • SLS
    January 12th, 2015 11:43 pm

    After watching Michael Harris’ video today, we are sickened and disgusted about what Harper has done and continues to do. Apparently we need to get the Governor General to remove him from office.

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  • Cassandra
    February 5th, 2015 11:58 am

    I hear all this and LOVE it, but…..I do believe that poor people will vote for him for the cheques that will be in the mail in July….and rich people will vote for him due to income splitting…..meanwhile the left is split between Trudeau & Mulcair……personally Trudeau is my guy, but I’m worried:(

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  • Terry Parker Jr.
    February 5th, 2015 4:12 pm

    Let us not over look this further abuse by our government when permitting and concealing the exploitation of Canadian children for classified LSD, lobotomy, and brain implant research, which has been sponsored by the CIA MK-ULTRA project, and further info from the CIA, that the Canadian government was also responsible for this unauthorized human experimentation, and no doubt as well the Ontario government. How can any honorable Leader of a country, over-look this medical child abuse, which in turn, leaves children prone to abuse, when I have a HSC Patient Advocate inform me of a “on-going problem”. I’m a very caring person, which is why I endured 20 years before the courts as to strike down our marijuana laws as unconstitutional, and legalize marijuana for medical necessity. Yet being a caring person is not enough, when faced with a extremely evil, corrupt, and sadistic government. We need real change, we need the Marijuana Party of Canada to be elected, so that we can get down to the bottom of things, and order a criminal investigation, inquiry and amend the statute of limitations act for unwitting subjects of Nuremberg Code violations. Victims of crime do not deserve this neglect and inhumane treatment by our elected members of parliament. Think of a end to cancer, think marijuana. Serious, it fucking hurts to reflect on the day Terry Fox died,as we we’re having a Marijuana event at Toronto City Hall, just think, if not for the government’s prohibition of marijuana, Terry would be alive today. Man we live in a cruel world, Terry Parker Jr. http://www.thewhyfiles.net/mkultra4.htm#update http://www.ontariocourts.ca/decisions/2000/july/parker.htm

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  • Daniel C
    February 25th, 2015 11:57 am

    We have to coalesce all the segments of Canadian society who have been adversely affected by Harper’s cuts into a bloc that will defeat him and his like in the next federal election or this destruction of Canada we have witnessed since Harper gained his majority will continue in the name of corporate profits and small government. The groups that come to mind when I think of whom Harper has alienated are as follows: progressives (Liberals, NDP, Green, socialists), First Nations, scientists, environmentalists, veterans, seniors, urban dwellers (who will be the ones most affected by Canada Post’s recent decision), unionized workers, pro-choicers, the media, civil servants, the Occupy movement (what’s left of it), gun control advocates, supply management supporters, Muslims, anti-Zionists, pot smokers, people who are concerned about the future of universal health care in Canada, and we cannot forget those folks who will now have to wait till age 67 to receive OAS. If we could create a coalition of these disparate segments of Canadian society to launch a unified electoral counterattack on the Harperites, we could very well remove them in 2015.

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  • Anonymous
    February 25th, 2015 6:01 pm

    What the fuck. Yu spend 400k to bring some gay fuvk to trial from germany and let an onnocent boy denied of life threatening drugs yo save his life
    Shame on you. Send uour stupid puppets on business class to rvents stound the world that mean fuck all. Get a better hair piece ddtephenand get yur wife better clothes than costco

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  • Anonymous
    March 10th, 2015 12:36 pm

    such a mixed bunch of emotions . poor Canada

    Let more people from other countries in for free cash for life
    welfare . bring em in wow

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  • dimitrios
    April 20th, 2015 12:31 pm

    Harper also shut down the successful and highly regarded federal prison farm program. He’s a piece of shit.

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  • Anonymous
    June 24th, 2015 12:53 am

    Stephen Harper is f… as shit. He is an asshole that immigration officer rejected my application for my ex-wife to come to Canada. She was only person I ever loved. That little bastard take away from me.

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  • akyra
    June 27th, 2015 6:05 pm

    with that bill c51 this post might be considered terrorism because it promotes peaceful protesting

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  • Hey you
    August 4th, 2015 4:47 am

    Yeah. Immigration minister Chris Alexamotherfucke& is AConservative too…

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  • andrew
    August 13th, 2015 12:09 am

    Fuck that grey head puppet… that piece of shit tool tries to threaten Russia against the ukrainian invasion… what the fuck are you gonna do you retard send you surface submarine or the old piece of shit Cf18 falling apart fleet of your 10 airplaines….
    Now that cunt is defrauding us canadians with the gas prices charging triple for the gas at the pump where the crude is at 1/3 the market value… that piece of shit is more corrupted than any leader i have ever witnessed…
    I voted for the grey cunt because i was sick and tired of lieing libro crooks now we are stuck with a complete communist pig the grey cunt harper…
    Fuck u steven harper you communist pig !

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  • Highlander
    August 15th, 2015 9:36 am

    Never under estimate the power of the stupid Canadian, the left loves to split the vote leaving room for the stupid to give Harper a majority…..just saying.

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  • Damn Right!
    August 15th, 2015 11:36 am

    I have no faith in politicians for the most part. So I never really bothered to vote, I figured we’ll just get another lying douchebag in a suit. What’s the worst thing one guy will do over the next. But Harper definitely made me take notice. I hate what that man has done to our country, you can bet I’ll be voting against him. That man should be removed and exiled, he’s not a true Canadian.

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  • martin
    August 18th, 2015 8:49 pm

    And with this type of action displayed above makes people want to vote for the NDP/Liberals? Seriously, if you people are the example and represent the left views then thank god PM Harper is our leader.This mind set would be embarrassing to our nation if ever you were elcted.

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  • Anonymous
    August 25th, 2015 9:56 am

    Answer me this, who is a better choice?, it seems they are all dicks..

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  • Patrick
    October 9th, 2015 1:32 pm

    Who is a better choice, Anonymous? None of them. We should reject the fundamentally corrupt institution of government everywhere it raises its horrific head.

  • David harrison
    October 13th, 2015 12:42 am

    We don t need those fucking cunts ruling us anarchy and atheism forever

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  • Anonymous
    October 15th, 2015 7:36 pm

    Stephen is an asshole. Fuck him on election day.

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  • joe
    October 19th, 2015 9:59 pm

    When voting today, I remembered what Harper did not do when real Canadians were in harms way during the Toronto G20. I remember how he treated Kadhr and Arar. I remember how he sold $14b in arms to terrorist states (Saudi Arabia) and how he supported war crimes against families and children. Good bye.

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  • Pipefitter68
    October 19th, 2015 10:02 pm

    Fuck you you welfare eastern fucks

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  • Patrick
    October 22nd, 2015 12:32 pm

    I take it by your comment, Pipefitter68, that you are unhappy with us “lazy welfare eastern fucks” receiving your money when you have to work hard to earn it? I guess you missed the many times I posted about the government taking in excess of 75% of my earnings from every paycheque, but regardless of this, perhaps you could take it up with the people who are seizing your money from you and creating the perceived disparity in the first place (i.e. talk to the people who are taking your money and handing it over to the “lazy fucks”).

  • 21 year old
    June 14th, 2016 1:17 am

    I’m 21 years old still live at my parents cause the government won’t stop fucking me over any time I think I am caought up with my bills I get another one I can’t even feed myself here’s an example I wentered to the hospital cause I smashed my thumb I didn’t want to go but I was told I had to I get there they said it’s fine and they put a fuckin bandage on it almost a year later I get a bill for $300 and now collection’s is after me like what the fuck I can’t afford bread to eat and I’m getting money I don’t have taken away from me I work hard for my money and its gone the second I get it like the government don’t give people much reason to live do they

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