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Oh my freakin’ God, you guys…

Posted on May 25th, 2010 6 Comments

No, I’m sorry, but the fireworks at Ontario Place suck serious donkey balls. So much so that even my photos of them suck.

I’m usually not a sucker for fireworks anyway, but when I went to see them last year at Ashbirdge’s Bay I accidentally stumbled on a spot that literally knocked my lid off. I mean, I’m sure they look great from the beach; the reason I know is because I heard the mighty cheers that arose from there with every new volley of thunder. I do not exaggerate when I say it sounded like a rock concert or a horde of vikings, and I was sitting entirely elsewhere.

fireworks, victoria day, celebrations, ashbridge's bay, park, beach, lake ontario, toronto, city, life

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Happy Canada Day!

Posted on July 1st, 2009 1 Comment

Happy aborted Canada day, everyone!

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I know used this photo already, but it still expresses my feelings in the best possible way: Canada gets a thums-up, I get naked. It’s what this great country’s all aboot, eh?

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Victoria’s secret

Posted on May 19th, 2009 Comments Off on Victoria’s secret

Old Vickie had a blast on her birthday yesterday. Here’s a blow-by-blow:

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“Albert! What on earth are you doing?”

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“Birthday nosh, what?”

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“Oh….Albert! Mmmmm….yes…right there…”

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“That attachment…uhn…we had installed…unh…is proving…unh…quite effect…URK!”

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“Heavens!”

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“…”

“Oh, Albert. This is why you’ll never be king.”

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