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- ▶2010
- ▶March (6)
- ▶February (14)
- Spiky metal shard restaurant
- The Projects Project, pt.2
- The Projects Project, pt.1
- "The Three Easy Steps to Ultimate Success" (abridged version), pt.6
- "The Three Easy Steps to Ultimate Success" (abridged version), pt.5
- Intermission
- "The Three Easy Steps to Ultimate Success" (abridged version), pt.4
- "The Three Easy Steps to Ultimate Success" (abridged version), pt.3
- "The Three Easy Steps to Ultimate Success" (abridged version), pt.2
- "The Three Easy Steps to Ultimate Success" (abridged version), pt.1
- In real life
- Honest Education, pt.3
- The unhealed anus
- Honest Education, pt.2
- ▶January (17)
- Honest Education, pt.1
- Orphans must be killed
- Spade's a spade
- Mad skillz
- The Downgritty, pt.3
- The Downgritty, pt.2
- SHUTTLECOCK
- The Downgritty, pt.1
- Tripping a Frozen Sunset, pt.3
- Yum fries
- Tripping a Frozen Sunset, pt.2
- An hour and a half with a good conversationalist
- Tripping a Frozen Sunset, pt.1
- Shakespeare with a banana
- Wanderings of a Frozen Finger, pt.2
- Tall tales and campaign trails
- Wanderings of a Frozen Finger, pt.1
- ▶2009
- ▶December (17)
- Twenty Ten
- The bachelor lifestyle
- The repellent scent of man and other tidings of joy
- To you and yours
- From the desk of Patrick
- Mystery of the errant skivvies
- Son of yesterday
- Less-than-enthustatic torch
- The Practical Gentleman's Guide to Urban Insolence no.9
- Cold dropin' science
- TCL 2009 Gift Guide
- Partay!
- A dark habeas corpus
- Miso horny
- Still minty by the smell on the fingertips
- Once a thriftapenny always a sober jerk
- Hate to say I said so
- ▶November (18)
- This scared the kids, so it was satisfactory
- Sad-eyed kitties and puppies and vile diarrhea you wouldn't want
- From the desk of Patrick
- My candidacy for mayor of Fantasyville
- Cat Ouija
- Essence of pragmatism
- The Practical Gentleman's Guide to Urban Insolence no.8
- Parade of delinquency and terror, part 2
- Parade of delinquency and terror, part 1
- Last blast of warmth for the next six months
- The land of milk and maple syrup
- Some men have courage
- Shoots from the hip, asks questions later
- The beginnings of a long and ruinous alcoholism
- Equine pizza and other memories
- Serviceless seats and shitters
- The regrettable, dark, and backwards month
- Sick day
- ▶October (20)
- Run free, wild snot! Run free!
- Drinking with money-grubbing bankers
- It's solo-sax-on-the-street time
- How not to eat infants in a civilized manner, part 2
- How not to eat infants in a civilized manner, part 1
- Regarding Mr. Chen's justifiably chafed buttocks
- Vocation calling
- Formerly from the desk of Patrick
- Gentle head shake for emphasis
- Full jibblies included
- PATH to the frigid east
- The Practical Gentleman's Guide to Urban Insolence no.7
- Good to be back
- Give thanks for the flesh of pumpkin
- Where manual labourers came to die
- How Google killed Toronto City Life
- D-Graff!
- I don't get it (my Nuit Blanche)
- Belligerent and clearly in love
- I was special when I didn't have to move my legs
- ▶September (21)
- A pleasant preview of the summer to come
- The spiral's just begun!
- PATH to glory
- Laws are designed to kill us!
- From the desk of Patrick
- That's going to be something very special
- Scabby Row forsook
- The voodoo that distract you do
- Flour
- Rude ways to use dead trees
- Why's everyone wasting my time today?
- Men with balls and shiny names
- ... and there's Chinatown in the middle of that soccer field.
- Didn't even sign my butt cheeks
- A rather enjoyable HUNK THAT THE BASTARD SOLD ME!
- George Clooney won't wait
- How my summer vacation spent me
- The TIFF is stupid
- Peyote for health!
- Courier vs. Car!
- Your computer bursting into flames
- ▶August (22)
- Home of the frigid jerk
- He yells at her to stop, she revs her engine!!
- Out there on the streets
- The death I'll save for retirement
- The Shwa gets shafted and The Star gets snippy
- One in five sexually assaulted by Mondays!
- The carnies are here! The carnies are here!
- Splash
- Portuguese Portents
- From the desk of Patrick
- UNION SUMMER PICNIC!! ( no need for alarm; they're carpenters! :) )
- Toronto Blog All-Stars: Casie Stewart
- The carnies are coming! The carnies are coming!
- Actively approach any guy or girl with a big lens
- Cthulhu and the zombies of Trinity
- The Danforth tastes pretty good
- The Practical Gentleman's Guide to Urban Insolence, no.6
- You need to send me all your money right now.
- The Dark and Cave-y Project
- A Midsummer Night's Burn
- Jump up 2009! - part 1
- Jump up 2009! - part 2
- ▶July (24)
- Crotches can only take us so far
- INVESTMENT TIP: Toronto parking lots -- BUY BUY BUY!
- I am still not a crook. More of a banker, really.
- War on Trash: ... and on day 37, peace.
- War on Trash: Day 36
- War on Trash: Day 33 (Everywhere!)
- War on Trash: Day 32 (Salute to Mr. Lakey, Star)
- War on Trash: Day 31 (First month Wariversary!)
- War on Trash: Day 30 (accompanied by friendly police officer)
- War on Trash: Day 29 (almost a month!)
- War on Trash: Day 26 (replace with witty reference)
- War on Trash: Day 25 (pole position)
- War on Trash: Day 24
- War on Trash: Day 23 (Double-double Timmies)
- War on Trash: Day 22 (the real Monday)
- War on Trash: Day 19
- War on Trash: Day 18 (Ninja waltz)
- Day on Trash: Day 17 (feat. wet Malfoy)
- War on Trash: Day 16 (forsaken)
- War on Trash: Day 15 (conspiracy)
- War on Trash: Day 12
- War on Trash: Day 11 (CHINATOWN!)
- War on Trash: Day 10 (the musical)
- Happy Canada Day!
- ▶June (21)
- War on Trash: Day 9
- War on Trash: Day 8 (with rainbows)
- War on Trash: Day 5
- War on Trash: Day 4
- War on Trash: Day 3
- War on Trash: Day 2
- War on Trash: Day 1
- The Coffeetastic Giveaway Contest / Plea
- Mormmblingg
- Happy HoliDa ys, YOUR UniOn
- Hardcore island bird sex
- The Ball giveth, and the Ball taketh away. Then giveth again.
- Lowered expectations
- Web pr0n
- A presence of crumply tin chairs
- Did you read about that guy?
- Double-eggs-seven
- Jeopardy with a cube
- An absence of crumply tin chairs
- The Practical Gentleman's Guide to Urban Insolence, no.5
- Kicked in the sack
- ▶May (20)
- Sweat and Spandex
- From moping to moist music
- Highway pig
- A fermented, non-crap alternative
- Good old-fashioned road-tanned hides
- Bickford boobery
- Sweat problems, itchy crotches, and abrasive feet
- Spokes are Swastikas!
- Victoria's secret
- The end
- For those about to walk, we solute you!
- Corpulence or giant balls of steel?
- Certain Death: 5 tickets
- The Practical Gentleman's Guide to Urban Insolence, no.4
- Good names
- Friendly plants
- Snakes in drains and bitchin' behinds
- I write like a girl
- The folly of Dick
- Interesting smells
- ▶April (22)
- Fluffy pornographic thoughts
- The Practical Gentleman’s Guide to Urban Insolence, no.3
- I am Tamil, hear me roar!
- Peepee dancing since Spadina
- Barometer Mafia
- Botched Chromedomes
- Ponderous Thunderdomes
- Call me, Barrister Mgobi. I miss you.
- Fiery Brazil
- Corner of College and Cheap-ass
- Hahahahahaha, 1928
- The Practical Gentleman's Guide to Urban Insolence no.2
- Import Glee Club
- This post has been preempted by Jebus
- Doofusspotting
- Black, pitch, and very very grande
- Boy, are my cheeks red
- L is around the corner
- Bacon, eggs, and deep cover
- Instant Seagull Delight - $7.99 +tax
- Subsidized Nerdness
- B.U.D.S.
- ▶March (9)
- ▶February (4)
- ▶January (3)
- ▶December (17)
- ▶2010
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