Here’s how I think it goes down: “Hello? … How can I help you, Larry? … Oh my God! Is carbon monoxide dangerous?! OH MY GOD!! WHAT DO I DO?” “Right, so I’ll get the gas out by breaking a nearby window? With the heaviest object I can find? OKAY!” *grunt of exertion* “C’mon, Ollie. … Continue reading You need to send me all your money right now.