Some older stuff…

• ▶2010
  • ▶March (8)
    • Evl Arcrft
    • Just in case
    • One fine beat-down
    • Zat funny vun wis ze sree uzer guys
    • The Projects Project, pt.3 (the photo essay one)
    • Bullshit season has ended
    • One good reason
    • Need coffee bad
  • ▶February (14)
    • Spiky metal shard restaurant
    • The Projects Project, pt.2
    • The Projects Project, pt.1
    • "The Three Easy Steps to Ultimate Success" (abridged version), pt.6
    • "The Three Easy Steps to Ultimate Success" (abridged version), pt.5
    • Intermission
    • "The Three Easy Steps to Ultimate Success" (abridged version), pt.4
    • "The Three Easy Steps to Ultimate Success" (abridged version), pt.3
    • "The Three Easy Steps to Ultimate Success" (abridged version), pt.2
    • "The Three Easy Steps to Ultimate Success" (abridged version), pt.1
    • In real life
    • Honest Education, pt.3
    • The unhealed anus
    • Honest Education, pt.2
  • ▶January (17)
    • Honest Education, pt.1
    • Orphans must be killed
    • Spade's a spade
    • Mad skillz
    • The Downgritty, pt.3
    • The Downgritty, pt.2
    • SHUTTLECOCK
    • The Downgritty, pt.1
    • Tripping a Frozen Sunset, pt.3
    • Yum fries
    • Tripping a Frozen Sunset, pt.2
    • An hour and a half with a good conversationalist
    • Tripping a Frozen Sunset, pt.1
    • Shakespeare with a banana
    • Wanderings of a Frozen Finger, pt.2
    • Tall tales and campaign trails
    • Wanderings of a Frozen Finger, pt.1
• ▶2009
  • ▶December (17)
    • Twenty Ten
    • The bachelor lifestyle
    • The repellent scent of man and other tidings of joy
    • To you and yours
    • From the desk of Patrick
    • Mystery of the errant skivvies
    • Son of yesterday
    • Less-than-enthustatic torch
    • The Practical Gentleman's Guide to Urban Insolence no.9
    • Cold dropin' science
    • TCL 2009 Gift Guide
    • Partay!
    • A dark habeas corpus
    • Miso horny
    • Still minty by the smell on the fingertips
    • Once a thriftapenny always a sober jerk
    • Hate to say I said so
  • ▶November (18)
    • This scared the kids, so it was satisfactory
    • Sad-eyed kitties and puppies and vile diarrhea you wouldn't want
    • From the desk of Patrick
    • My candidacy for mayor of Fantasyville
    • Cat Ouija
    • Essence of pragmatism
    • The Practical Gentleman's Guide to Urban Insolence no.8
    • Parade of delinquency and terror, part 2
    • Parade of delinquency and terror, part 1
    • Last blast of warmth for the next six months
    • The land of milk and maple syrup
    • Some men have courage
    • Shoots from the hip, asks questions later
    • The beginnings of a long and ruinous alcoholism
    • Equine pizza and other memories
    • Serviceless seats and shitters
    • The regrettable, dark, and backwards month
    • Sick day
  • ▶October (20)
    • Run free, wild snot! Run free!
    • Drinking with money-grubbing bankers
    • It's solo-sax-on-the-street time
    • How not to eat infants in a civilized manner, part 2
    • How not to eat infants in a civilized manner, part 1
    • Regarding Mr. Chen's justifiably chafed buttocks
    • Vocation calling
    • Formerly from the desk of Patrick
    • Gentle head shake for emphasis
    • Full jibblies included
    • PATH to the frigid east
    • The Practical Gentleman's Guide to Urban Insolence no.7
    • Good to be back
    • Give thanks for the flesh of pumpkin
    • Where manual labourers came to die
    • How Google killed Toronto City Life
    • D-Graff!
    • I don't get it (my Nuit Blanche)
    • Belligerent and clearly in love
    • I was special when I didn't have to move my legs
  • ▶September (21)
    • A pleasant preview of the summer to come
    • The spiral's just begun!
    • PATH to glory
    • Laws are designed to kill us!
    • From the desk of Patrick
    • That's going to be something very special
    • Scabby Row forsook
    • The voodoo that distract you do
    • Flour
    • Rude ways to use dead trees
    • Why's everyone wasting my time today?
    • Men with balls and shiny names
    • ... and there's Chinatown in the middle of that soccer field.
    • Didn't even sign my butt cheeks
    • A rather enjoyable HUNK THAT THE BASTARD SOLD ME!
    • George Clooney won't wait
    • How my summer vacation spent me
    • The TIFF is stupid
    • Peyote for health!
    • Courier vs. Car!
    • Your computer bursting into flames
  • ▶August (22)
    • Home of the frigid jerk
    • He yells at her to stop, she revs her engine!!
    • Out there on the streets
    • The death I'll save for retirement
    • The Shwa gets shafted and The Star gets snippy
    • One in five sexually assaulted by Mondays!
    • The carnies are here! The carnies are here!
    • Splash
    • Portuguese Portents
    • From the desk of Patrick
    • UNION SUMMER PICNIC!! ( no need for alarm; they're carpenters! :) )
    • Toronto Blog All-Stars: Casie Stewart
    • The carnies are coming! The carnies are coming!
    • Actively approach any guy or girl with a big lens
    • Cthulhu and the zombies of Trinity
    • The Danforth tastes pretty good
    • The Practical Gentleman's Guide to Urban Insolence, no.6
    • You need to send me all your money right now.
    • The Dark and Cave-y Project
    • A Midsummer Night's Burn
    • Jump up 2009! - part 1
    • Jump up 2009! - part 2
  • ▶July (24)
    • Crotches can only take us so far
    • INVESTMENT TIP: Toronto parking lots -- BUY BUY BUY!
    • I am still not a crook. More of a banker, really.
    • War on Trash: ... and on day 37, peace.
    • War on Trash: Day 36
    • War on Trash: Day 33 (Everywhere!)
    • War on Trash: Day 32 (Salute to Mr. Lakey, Star)
    • War on Trash: Day 31 (First month Wariversary!)
    • War on Trash: Day 30 (accompanied by friendly police officer)
    • War on Trash: Day 29 (almost a month!)
    • War on Trash: Day 26 (replace with witty reference)
    • War on Trash: Day 25 (pole position)
    • War on Trash: Day 24
    • War on Trash: Day 23 (Double-double Timmies)
    • War on Trash: Day 22 (the real Monday)
    • War on Trash: Day 19
    • War on Trash: Day 18 (Ninja waltz)
    • Day on Trash: Day 17 (feat. wet Malfoy)
    • War on Trash: Day 16 (forsaken)
    • War on Trash: Day 15 (conspiracy)
    • War on Trash: Day 12
    • War on Trash: Day 11 (CHINATOWN!)
    • War on Trash: Day 10 (the musical)
    • Happy Canada Day!
  • ▶June (21)
    • War on Trash: Day 9
    • War on Trash: Day 8 (with rainbows)
    • War on Trash: Day 5
    • War on Trash: Day 4
    • War on Trash: Day 3
    • War on Trash: Day 2
    • War on Trash: Day 1
    • The Coffeetastic Giveaway Contest / Plea
    • Mormmblingg
    • Happy HoliDa ys, YOUR UniOn
    • Hardcore island bird sex
    • The Ball giveth, and the Ball taketh away. Then giveth again.
    • Lowered expectations
    • Web pr0n
    • A presence of crumply tin chairs
    • Did you read about that guy?
    • Double-eggs-seven
    • Jeopardy with a cube
    • An absence of crumply tin chairs
    • The Practical Gentleman's Guide to Urban Insolence, no.5
    • Kicked in the sack
  • ▶May (20)
    • Sweat and Spandex
    • From moping to moist music
    • Highway pig
    • A fermented, non-crap alternative
    • Good old-fashioned road-tanned hides
    • Bickford boobery
    • Sweat problems, itchy crotches, and abrasive feet
    • Spokes are Swastikas!
    • Victoria's secret
    • The end
    • For those about to walk, we solute you!
    • Corpulence or giant balls of steel?
    • Certain Death: 5 tickets
    • The Practical Gentleman's Guide to Urban Insolence, no.4
    • Good names
    • Friendly plants
    • Snakes in drains and bitchin' behinds
    • I write like a girl
    • The folly of Dick
    • Interesting smells
  • ▶April (22)
    • Fluffy pornographic thoughts
    • The Practical Gentleman’s Guide to Urban Insolence, no.3
    • I am Tamil, hear me roar!
    • Peepee dancing since Spadina
    • Barometer Mafia
    • Botched Chromedomes
    • Ponderous Thunderdomes
    • Call me, Barrister Mgobi. I miss you.
    • Fiery Brazil
    • Corner of College and Cheap-ass
    • Hahahahahaha, 1928
    • The Practical Gentleman's Guide to Urban Insolence no.2
    • Import Glee Club
    • This post has been preempted by Jebus
    • Doofusspotting
    • Black, pitch, and very very grande
    • Boy, are my cheeks red
    • L is around the corner
    • Bacon, eggs, and deep cover
    • Instant Seagull Delight - $7.99 +tax
    • Subsidized Nerdness
    • B.U.D.S.
  • ▶March (9)
    • Rhume for improvement
    • Big Red's gold
    • Will work for nybbles
    • I wanna to bear your children!*
    • A pie for your thoughts
    • LOL, it's murder
    • Shocking
    • Tastes like chicken
    • Top 'o the muppin, to you!
  • ▶February (4)
    • Coins are, like,
    • Androids, Rampant Crime and Unicorns
    • Seasonal Urban Archeology
    • Infiltration
  • ▶January (3)
    • The Apocalyptic Allan Gardens
    • New Year At Nathan's, pt.2
    • New Year At Nathan's, pt. 1