Six months of spooky silence … I bet you thought it was over, didn’t you, Raisin Gang?

Wrong!

I even remember who was next on the list: Mary Kelly

Back when the Gang was in its public phase, Mary styled herself as an audio expert. It seems she liked to surreptitiously record and listen to certain conversations and other “ambient sounds”. Perhaps it’s just a coincidence, but so did the Stasi.

The dots connect just a little too well. After all, blackmail is used primarily by people pulling strings from behind the scenes, and I can’t help but notice Mary’s nearly ubiquitous absence from the Gang’s productions. To the best of my knowledge, she only makes two appearances in their videos.

One is a walk-through role, almost as if some sort of subliminal trigger, in the ultra-violent “Precision Elevator”.

The other is a hallucinogenic, MKUltra-esque nightmare called “Frasierberry Soda”.

While Mary is one of the more elusive background members of the Gang, I was able to find what seems like her abandoned online profile. The face fits. The timeline fits. The city fits. And to add more credence, I note that although the profile is clandestinely sparse, even then it boasts managing people from behind the scenes.

Understandably, details are thin.

The only established claims are that Mary was a literary administrative assistant with GLAM for a couple of years after splitting from the Gang. After that, the timeline has her landing a production coordinator gig at Nelvana for just over a year. Then, on May 2014, she disappears.

Maybe I’ve got the wrong Mary Kelly. Maybe there never was a “Mary Kelly”. Doesn’t matter. If the Raisin Gang are going to start a Frasierberry, they’d better be prepared to finish a Frasierberry. If some innocent people get caught in the crossfire, well, that’s just more sticky liquid on the Gang’s hands as far as I’m concerned.

So here we are. By my count, only Dan Ramos and James Boyd remain. Still willing to roll the dice on your covert operations, fellas?

You know where to reach me.

Unfortunately, further productions by Matt Johnson and Jay McCarrol are no longer welcome around here.

Shame because I enjoyed Nirvana The Band/Nirvanna The Band The Show. I mean, it got a bit long in the tooth near the end but the premise was fun: two lifelong buddies try creative ways to get booked to perform at the Rivoli. The execution/production of the show was great, they had good chemistry, and the ubiquitous backdrop of Toronto circa 2007/2017 was gratifying.

Besides, they clearly worked hard on it.

However, having sat through Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie I can now confidently say that the shark has been thoroughly jumped. Aside from the quirky humour, one of the appeals of the original series was the captured reality of urban Toronto. In other words, the earlier episodes didn’t feel like they needed a whole studio production crew.

Unfortunately this feeling has been lost. The budget’s grown, the jokes feel tired and hackneyed, and then there’s the time-traveling RV with a contrived plot involving spilled Orbitz. Even the movie poster’s kinda lame.

If you’re looking to see a recorded slice of Toronto and get in a few chuckles then I can recommend (most of) Matt and Jay’s old series. The movie … not so much.

Section B’s Mirabelle Saint-Juste. Just like ze ‘oney badger, she do not care.

It’s new been a little over a week that a number of bullets hit the US embassy here in Toronto. Although the exact number of reported shots fired ranges anywhere from two to “multiple”, it’s reported that “roughly 10 shell casings” were found outside the building (so probably closer to “multiple”). Apparently the weapon used was a handgun.

According to a Toronto Police Service news release, two people drove up to the front doors of the embassy on University Avenue at 4:29 in the morning of the 10th in a white Honda CR-V, one or both of them got out, blasted the building (cops state that both individuals were involved in the “discharge of the gun”), jumped back in, and drove off toward Queen West.

A couple of days later, @TPSOperations posted that the vehicle used had been stolen but recovered somewhere in Toronto “within hours” of the shooting.

This isn’t exactly the norm for Toronto but within this odd event are nestled some even odder details.

First, it’s reported that embassy staff didn’t contact the police until an hour after the shooting. Although there’s no explanation of why they waited so long, the media consensus (as primed by the cops), seems to be that because the embassy is heavily fortified, the people working in the building probably didn’t even notice anything amiss.

What’s odd about this claim is that the building is indeed heavily fortified and surveilled (the image near the top is from one of numerous embassy cameras). Based on the embassy’s amount of obvious and public-facing surveillance equipment, not to mention being chock-full of spies, I find it difficult to believe that not a single person, security or otherwise, noticed anything amiss for an hour.

Second, according to a CTV report the incident was reported to an officer that “was flagged down in the area”. Yeah, someone (presumably) from the embassy literally went outside to look for a cop on the street to report the shooting instead of picking up a phone or walking to the nearest police station (52 Division), which would’ve taken about 5 minutes.

Third, in the same report it was stated that, “witness evidence shows that a white Honda CRV was spotted heading west on Dundas Street before turning onto University Avenue and stopping in front of the U.S. Consulate”. That’s a distance of about 190 meters (623 feet). You can see how far this is by taking a trip down University from Dundas in Google Street View:

With good eyesight it wouldn’t be impossible to spot the vehicle from Dundas but it would require standing in the middle of the southbound lanes, perhaps in the crosswalk, as the lines of sight on both sides of University are obstructed. The other possibility is that the SUV was followed by the “witness” in a vehicle but this begs the question of why anyone would’ve remembered a car pulling over for a few minutes — and nothing else.

For context, the shooting happened at around 4:30 a.m. and it was reported on by the media at around 6:30 a.m. at the earliest. Global News had already included this “witness” information in an article just before 8 a.m. yet a press conference held by the police, in which they asked for witnesses to come forward, didn’t happen until 10:30 a.m.

Going by this timeline, the “witness” saw the white SUV drive west on Dundas, turn south on University, then stop in front of the embassy. For some reason the “witness” remembered this commonplace detail but ostensibly didn’t see or hear any shots fired since the cops didn’t receive any report until an hour after it happened, and then only because embassy staffed ventured out into the street to flag down a passing cop.

Standing in front of the embassy, it would’ve been equally difficult to spot the vehicle turning south from Dundas. And was this “witness” just hanging out for the hour before police showed up? The whole thing strains credulity.

Unfortunately, this event has been designated a “national security” issue which means that we may never know the full story. Still, with all of these intriguing little details I’m eager for a follow-up. Rest assured that if/when there are any updates they’ll be promptly posted here.

I’m not really big on end-of-year wrap-ups or retrospectives in general but I think it’s worth reviewing some of the things I’ve been following and projects I’ve worked on this year. By extension, I suspect that 2026 is going to be a busy year.

Ye Olde Yuletide Stats

Although I haven’t matched the zeal of the blog’s first year it’s nice to note that as TCL heads into its 16^th year it’s still going strong.

I know that the site’s stats are a minuscule drop in the ocean of modern internet traffic but it’s rewarding to note that TCL has a reach that is both global and for the most part organic, meaning that I spend exactly 0 minutes and $0 on promotion. By this mean I mean that I’m open to select and affordable promotions so reach out if you’re interested (see sidebar).

Core SPI

TCL readers may recall the SPI project. To wit, it’s an effort in which Toronto Police Service’s Calls-For/4-Service data is collected and analyzed over a multi-year period. Basically, any time the Toronto Police are dispatched to a call, whether valid or not, it appears in the C4S data.

Interesting patterns have emerged to my naked human eye and I suspect that subtler patterns may emerge to the digital eye. As an example, in the past I’d noted that the 12 overnight hours during Halloween seem like the busiest time for Toronto Police.

Do other interesting patterns exist within this data? Are there other observables that could be recorded and analyzed in a similar manner? 🤔Questions linger, efforts continue.

Artificial Intelligence

Now that we’re more-or-less living in cyberpunk land I thought it best to get in on the action. The early results of my experiments with generative AI were satisfactory but not always what I expected. However, the technology improved pretty quickly and I think I was just as astonished as most people by the human-like coherence of its output. We now have potential access to incredible tools with which to create realistic images, videos, sounds, and music.

I use the word “potential” because all these tools include some sorts of limits, primarily because they’re being hosted on remote servers by remote people living in remote realities. As usual, paywalls have been erected.

In response, I learned to adapt some of their stuff to my local, albeit limited, setup. The results make me wonder if we couldn’t cooperatively rent/borrow out our meager hardware (or rent/borrow out others’), in order to add to the parallelism of modern-day AI inference tasks.

Either way, AI has escaped the government-corporate sphere and is currently available to anyone who wants to avail themselves of its abilities. And now it’s agentic. How long the situation will last is anyone’s guess so, looking forward, I deeply recommend looking into it.

/sectionb

If you’re feeling a bit worn down by walking the “straight and narrow path on the tree-lined route, weakly lit by sparse and sickly yellow lights that barely hold back an encroaching darkness“, consider a slight detour.

The first full-length /sectionb novel is now complete, online, and publicly available. The follow-up is in the works.

Why did I make the first novel freely and fully available online? Simply, as many dope dealers will gladly explain, because “the first one’s free!”

I’m continually in the process of adding promotional material which you’re free to distribute to all your edgy friends, radical underground buddies, and any other easily malleable subjects that you may encounter.

Obviously this is heading somewhere so stay tuned in the new year!

Intel 2026

Speaking of the new year, what would a year-end post be without a little analysis? I’ll leave out the obvious “rise of AI” obviousness and instead posit something large that no one yet seems to be mentioning.

While this is strictly speaking not Toronto-centric, am I the only one smelling the presence of global armed conflict? Ukraine may have been a hopeful NATO proxy for a while but it’s looking more like the masks are coming off (and true intentions are emerging).

For example, in Germany:

Germany will require all men to register for potential military service from 1 January 2026, with compulsory service to be reintroduced if volunteer numbers fall short of targets set to meet NATO commitments.

“Modern military service is coming,” said Jens Spahn, Chairman of the ruling CDU/CSU parliamentary group, in a press statement.

“We will have more commitment to voluntary service, the aim is to establish a binding growth path in law with a six-monthly reporting obligation to the German Bundestag.”

…and France:

French President Emmanuel Macron is widely expected to unveil a new proposal on reintroducing national military service on Thursday. During a visit to the 27th Mountain Infantry Brigade – one of France’s most elite military units – in the southeastern town of Varces earlier this week, the Élysée Palace said Macron would make an announcement that would “reaffirm the importance of preparing the nation and its morale to face growing threats”.

…and the UK (also Sweden, Norway and Denmark):

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak said he believed bringing back compulsory service across the UK would help foster the “national spirit” that emerged during the pandemic.

Labour criticised the plans, expected to cost about £2.5bn, as “desperate” and “unfunded”.

The Conservatives want the first teenagers to take part in a pilot from September 2025, with details to be worked out by a Royal Commission

The armed forces placements would allow young people to learn about cyber security, logistics, procurement, or civil response operations.

…and Poland:

Work is under way to make all men in Poland undergo military training, Prime Minister Donald Tusk said.

In a speech to the Polish parliament, Tusk said the government aimed to give full details in the coming months.

Efforts are being made to “prepare large-scale military training for every adult male in Poland,” he told the Sejm.

“We will try to have a model ready by the end of this year so that every adult male in Poland is trained in the event of war, so that this reserve is comparable and adequate to the potential threats.”

…and a few other countries:

In the past two weeks alone, Germany and France announced new schemes to enlist more young recruits into their armies.

Belgium also announced the reintroduction of a form of voluntary military service for all 18 year olds earlier this year, just as the Netherlands did in 2023.

Others, like Lithuania and Sweden, saw Russia’s seizure and illegal annexation of Crimea in 2014 as an early warning sign to beef up their armies, and reintroduced conscription soon after.

Although Canada has not (yet) made a similar announcement, a recent interview with Canada’s top brass suggests a similar direction, which is to say bellicose and anti-Russian:

I already have (provided) significant contributions to Ukraine. We can go up to 600 members.

What we want to do is have scalable options that dial up or down depending on the demand. And there are ways to rearrange current forces serving in Europe via the NATO stream.

I don’t believe you need to take any sides in this brewing conflict in order to see the pieces moving into position. In the mix is Russia’s stance on any enemy combatants that they may capture in their encounter with Ukraine:

Any Western troops deployed to Ukraine would either become legitimate targets for Russian forces while hostilities continue but deploying them would serve no purpose in the event of a peace deal, President Vladimir Putin said on Friday.

So if any of those “up to 600 [Canadian] members” are captured in the seemingly swelling conflict, would they be considered traditional prisoners of war? Considering that no declaration of war has been issued, and if some reports are to be believed, shit’s about to get messy for everyone. I doubt Toronto will be spared.

… in which the mercenaries are subdued, Section B et al. set out for a fateful rendezvous, and the first part of the story is concluded.

As I continue the struggle over the last few sentences of /sectionb (the struggle is real!) I thought I’d at least provide you with an interlude of the kind of music, other than my own, that has thus far fueled my writing. I consider this list incomplete and unordered but hopefully, in one context or another, it’ll all make sense.

With a little over two months since my last devastating revelation I’d bet that the Raisin Gang thought I’d forgotten about my efforts to expose them to the world. Well, they’re wrong!

Cue the next target: Kye Fox

Living up to his sly title as the “Fox”, Kye has proven to be considerably more elusive than his fellow Gang members. Although he’s occasionally included in the credits of the Gang’s roster of videos, to the best of my knowledge he’s only ever appeared in an “official” Raisin Gang capacity one time:

I know I’ve included this video in a previous post but given the wily nature of this particular individual it’s the best I could muster. At this point I can only speculate but maybe Kye’s hidden-behind-the-scenes strategy has something to do with regret and contrition. This may help to explain why he ended up ostensibly parting ways with the Gang and becoming a certified addiction recovery coach.

Truth be told, I suppose that after witnessing what the Gang was capable of I too may have encountered problems with pain-and-memory-killing drugs. Would I be open to vicariously sharing such a history with the world? Hard to say, but then again I was never a nefarious Gang member.

It’s difficult to estimate exactly how long Kye has donned this phoenix-like persona but according to his LinkedIn profile he’s been “helping people” for a few years. Between the periods of his contemporary “rebirth” and his membership in the Raisin Gang the only reference I was able to find was an old online ad for a seven-bucks-a-pop “1-2-3 Laughter!” show that doesn’t even mention any of the Gang members by name. Not sure why it popped up in the search results, and maybe the timeline’s a bit wobbly, but all of it spells “evasive” to my mind.

Other than what appears to be Kye’s reading list there’s little else that I was able to find but you may be able to extrapolate more information about Mr. Fox from his linktr.ee profile. Nevertheless, I would caution that what you see may not necessarily be what you get. Call me crazy but I believe that a fox never changes his stripes.

So what’s it to be, Raising Gang? Are you prepared for more public infamy, shaming, and anthropomorphising, or are you ready to come clean?

My patience is wearing as thin as a molting coat.

If the Gang thought that I’d lost interest in pursuing their unholy organization, they were sorely mistaken. I also recall mentioning that the timing of these exposés wouldn’t be on any sort of regular schedule.

So it is in this context that I introduce: Michael Peddle.

Micheal Peddle, a.k.a. Mike P, appears so far to be the most elusive of the Gang. Apropos, then, that he should also appear to be mostly absent from the original contact with TCL.

Thankfully a more extensive archive exists:

Guy sure had a hard-on for peddling his “religion”, huh? And what about the following attempt to manipulate and warp young minds?

Scrambled eggs indeed.

The last trace of “Mike” was in 2007 when he appeared as a writer and voice actor for the animated short “Coffee Mishap“:

I prefer my coffee mishap-free so I can’t say that I’m eager to partake of this “humorous” outing but if I get more info on “Mike” I’ll be sure to post it here posthaste.

In the meantime, the timer’s still ticking. Are you still paying attention, Raisin Gang?

In hindsight, I definitely prefer this to that. If things continue at this pace then the Section could be fully operational within 6 months, maybe earlier.

Recruitment instructions to follow.