Does it seem like the time between posts is getting shorter, Raising Gang?

Well, I’m not amenable to schedules so … TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK!

Thus, without further delay … today’s target is: Mikey (a.k.a. Michael) Kolberg

You may or may not remember him trying to ignominiously usurp the renowned role of a beloved cripple:

Here’s another clip of Mikey (terribly) impersonating Maple Leafs coach Ron Wilson, all the while belittling stalwart Canadian icons, the Timbits:

I care not one iota for hockey, moderately enjoy confectionery, and yet I’m thoroughly disgusted when I see the lengths to which Mikey, and by extension The Gang, are willing to take things:

Classifying Phil Kessel’s mom a “whore” seemed like a new low until Mikey ended his exposition of the hockey player’s mother by calling her a “bitch”. Wow.

Not long after this Mikey tried to pass himself off as a celebrity:

We can see him again later following familiar patterns:

By all accounts Mikey has continued his grifting ways and still “performs comedy” in Toronto to this day.

Is that enough yet, Raisin Gang?! Get in touch.

About 7 months ago I wrote a short post about traffic trends here on TCL. At the time there was a deluge of visitors from China that seemed legit, by which I mean that most views were of content pages. With enough IPs at their disposal I suppose that the Chinese government could’ve been scraping the blog for content but generally speaking the only unusual thing was the volume of requests.

That’s not to say that there haven’t been hacking attempts on the website but these usually come in bursts of seemingly uncoordinated activity from a variety of sources. Recently, however, I’ve been noticing what looks like a more sinister trend.

The first of these is a coordinated campaign being launched from Ashburn, Virginia and Columbus, Ohio. I’ve kept this fact on the back burner since Ashburn is considered to be a technology hub, not unlike Columbus, and no doubt home to many VPNs. This means that despite the traffic patterns being strongly suggestive of a single upstream source, that source could be almost anyone.

Notably, Ashburn is only about a 30 minute drive from Langley (home to you know who), but that’s hardly conclusive. Ohio is the fourth largest state for data centers and pumps out potential recruits for some of the United State’s three-letter agencies, but maybe that’s just a coincidence.

Maybe, or maybe not, as newer information suggests.

A few seconds of research quickly revealed that the CIA ran (and probably continues to run), a massive undercover hacking operation from Frankfurt am Main in Hesse, Germany. This top-secret CIA unit is reported to have made use of malware, viruses, trojans, and “zero days” — freshly discovered and therefore undefended vulnerabilities.

Very similar vulnerability scanning patterns also appear on TCL out of Singapore which boasts strong security ties with the US. The Frankfurt-Singapore traffic often appears alongside Ashburn-Columbus requests and all of them almost entirely ignore content.

If I had to hazard a motive I would say that whoever is behind this effort is trying to gain backdoor access to the site. TCL isn’t exactly a treasure trove of national secrets but it could provide a nice little boost to a DDOS attack or act as an unwitting intermediary for subsequent hacking operations. I can think of at least a few other uses for a compromised website and it sure doesn’t look like the “visitors” in question are here to read any stories so I don’t think that a little concern is unwarranted.

On the upside, I have the opportunity to take a first-hand peek at the secret arsenal being employed. I may not have heard of these vulnerabilities and I may not know how they’re exploited but this information could give me a wonderful starting point, were I so inclined.

Maybe the whole Frankfurt-Singapore-Ashburn-Columbus connection is a bit tenuous. The Frankfurt-Singapore traffic does seem different than the Ashburn-Columbus traffic — yet they collectively show other patterns like clustering and repetition of requests which suggest similar behind-the-scenes automation.

Maybe it’s just a bunch of unusually sophisticated and persistent script kiddies with seemingly endless access to international VPNs. Maybe other interests are at play. Whatever the case, I’ll be keeping my eyes open — and if TCL suddenly goes dark or launches a DOS attack against another site, it wasn’t me!

Continuing my series on espionage, specifically as it relates to Toronto, we come to Station M.

Station “M”, which stood for “Magic”, was ostensibly located in the basement of Casa Loma which now hosts a related historical exhibit and similarly themed escape room game.

While some sources claim that Station M was actually located in Casa Loma’s stables and carriage house, its exact location remains hush-hush. This secrecy, along with the existence of a nearly quarter-kilometer (800 ft.) subterranean tunnel connecting the main building to these outer structures, only adds to the ambiguity.

I’ve been to the castle a number of times, including for a fancy wedding reception, but until recently had no idea that this “subterranean” operation existed. Next time I’m there I’ll be sure to do a bit more exploring!

Station M operated hand-in-hand with Camp X during the second world war to produce covert gadgets, forged documents, counterfeit currency, convincing local dress, and anything else that might assist Allied spies on their overseas missions. Think “Q Branch” from James Bond.

In fact, it’s been suggested that Station M is where Ian Fleming got his inspiration for the fictional support division mentioned in his works.

Fleming is reported to have spent time in Toronto, traveling daily to the Camp in Oshawa from his Avenue Road accommodations. While the amount to which Fleming was inspired by his experiences here is speculative, the fact that he resided across the street from St. James-Bond Church during this period seems to suggest an alternative, if only subconscious, explanation to Fleming’s own claim about appropriating the name from a bird expert. Maybe this official explanation is simply a misdirection based on a happy coincidence. After all, this is the world of espionage we’re talking about.

You might not know it by the dearth of posts in the last few months but Toronto City Life officially passed it’s 15th year this January. I also turned 50 round about this time. Perhaps I was supposed to make a big hullabaloo about it, maybe produce some fireworks effect for the front page, throw together some cheesy and self-congratulatory retrospective, but that all seemed like a waste of time.

I was too busy living to reminisce for more than the few seconds it took to re-post some old photos and pithy one-liners on Twitter (or “X”, or whatever). Most of the pictures and paragraphs that I’ve produced lately are being put into a printed publication. The aim is to produce something that I’d want to hang on my walls — and that takes time.

I’ve also been putting a bunch of effort into /sectionb. While I hope that the story comes across as a fast and effortless narrative, producing it is often none of those things. I can safely say that I’ve put at least a few years’ worth of research and practice into the endeavour. The arcs are purposeful, the details are planned with care, and there’s substantive background material holding it all together. Even the tense and style needed some time to be worked out. I have to feel that I’ve done my due diligence.

There was also the added complication of moving beyond the keyboard in order to “write what you know”. It’s the foundational ethos of TCL and I’m hoping that the modest yet convincing success of this philosophy will translate into this project.

Granted, although I have an affinity for Cabo Verde (did you know that their unofficial national instrument is the electronic synth?) I’ve never actually been there. That’s a big part of the reason why Rebekah and Brock spend so little time there — but I try to keep such second-hand writing to a minimum.

I’m still making music and there are a number of /sectionb themes on the go, possibly for use in the next video. In previous episodes the music tracks were well synchronized but subtitle timing was a bit wonky so I had rethink my approach. Then I had to code it. Now I have to produce the actual episode.

On the same note, I still write software but these days it’s mostly for personal / agency use. As with the crypto stuff, I dabble deeply enough to (hopefully) add some authenticity to the Section’s modus operandi, especially as regards Dmitri’s home-made tech.

And, of course, the research and digging for the project never really stop; they just lead deeper underground.

The tl;dr to all of this is: I’m rarely bored, sometimes in up to my neck

Speaking from the safety of hindsight I can say that I’ve thoroughly enjoyed the ride so far and if there’s another decade and a half of this sort of thing lined up then I’m game. I’m sure it’ll get my blood pressure up at some points but if I can just remember that it’s all a part of the experience then I should be okay.

I’m happy with the result but much of the process is manual so I may have to spend some time slapping together some automation for the next installment.

From: https://www.torontocitylife.com/sectionb/2022/03/25/2-brush-pass/

I’ve been thinking about producing a more immersive rendition of /sectionb. I’ve also been thinking that producing a “Parapsychological Spy Thriller” via conventional means is not be the correct approach. It needs to be a little more artsy, interpretive, associative. Unfortunately, illustration and animation aren’t really my thing.

Although I can draw some basic proportions and I try to pay attention to composition and colour, I can’t produce the type of visual output that modern artificial intelligence can. But as it happens I also dabble in code so it wasn’t long before I was fucking around with Stable Diffusion and similar software. Unfortunately, if I wanted to use the AI to produce short films the still images it spat out would need to be animated using something like morphing — doable but laborious.

By one propitious circumstance a fairly recent upgrade to Stable Diffusion by Deforum popped up in my search results one day and as soon as I saw a few samples I got giddy. Not only is the animated output of DSD dream-like and trippy, which is very apropos for /sectionb, it also improvises around the periphery of supplied prompts/themes in surprising ways, which is also quite apropos.

Initially I tried adding voice narration but it just didn’t fit so instead I converted the text to subtitles/closed captions, chucked in some original music, and after that the video basically just produced itself.

… in which a new acquaintance offers to help put Section B’s broken plans back together again.

Needing to replenish our stock of incense, Sarah and me recently dropped by Shanti Baba.

Aside from being a perennially cool store packed full of intriguing paraphernalia, rare objects, and numinous curios (a sort of spiritual head shop), the longtime owner is pretty knowledgeable about the Queen West area and offers interesting tidbits whenever we visit.

This time around he wrote the name “KENK” on a pink Post-It and handed it to us with instructions to look it up. When I did I realized why the name sounded familiar: up until about a decade ago Igor Kenk had been a fixture in the neighbourhood and was widely recognized as “the world’s most prolific bicycle thief”.

I don’t know how many of the nearly 3000 bikes strewn across his properties Kenk was personally responsible for stealing but I suspect that his reputation is well-earned. He’s so notorious that TVO even decided to produce an interactive graphic novel about him. The guy has lived an interesting life.

Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, Igor Kenk no longer lives in Toronto but he definitely left his mark.