Sweat and Spandex
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May 29th, 2009by Patrick – Won't you help brighten a lonely comment's day?
The Criterium had all the bone-crunching, flesh-rending action I was looking for. Too bad none of it happened where I was standing. Oh well, here’s some other stuff instead:
No visible injuries, but we can be certain that at least a good number of testicles were crushed (have you seen those seats?!). Next year perhaps they’ll incorporate fast and hungry animals or perhaps someone riding shotgun, with a shotgun, in the pace Lamborghini. Just for the psychological effect.
Still, it was a pretty good race and I got to smell the ass crack of almost every racer. It was a very real, very intimate experience.
And plenty of alcohol along the route too!
... with pictures
... with sounds
... with videos
... with opinions
... that's shorter
... that's longer
June 2nd, 2010 2:54 pm
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