Sweat and Spandex
Posted on May 29th, 2009 – 1 CommentThe Criterium had all the bone-crunching, flesh-rending action I was looking for. Too bad none of it happened where I was standing. Oh well, here’s some other stuff instead:
No visible injuries, but we can be certain that at least a good number of testicles were crushed (have you seen those seats?!). Next year perhaps they’ll incorporate fast and hungry animals or perhaps someone riding shotgun, with a shotgun, in the pace Lamborghini. Just for the psychological effect.
Still, it was a pretty good race and I got to smell the ass crack of almost every racer. It was a very real, very intimate experience.
And plenty of alcohol along the route too!
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