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Chris Hume’s Bestest Buildings #4: George’s Grub and Chef Schooling Place

Posted on May 12th, 2011 – 2 Comments

A.K.A. The George Brown College Chef School, this is Hume’s second pick for his best buildings of Toronto list. I would’ve thought that, maybe, it had something to do with its association with Susur Lee, or maybe some kinda proud culinary tradition or some such junk, but instead Hume likes the building mostly because aspiring chefs can have their kitchen failures ogled by random pedestrians passing by outside — the front is all glass.

Personally, I think Chris is out to lunch with this pick. Maybe he’s simply bit off more than he can chew. Or, if you want, chalk it up to a difference in tastes.

Enough awful food-oriented punnery? Let’s watch the video:

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Chris Hume’s Bestest Buildings #5: Pointy Love

Posted on May 11th, 2011 – Comments Off

According to the Toronto Star’s Christopher Hume, everybody’s always asking him what the best and worst buildings in the city are. Plus, everybody loves a list. Who am I to argue with such hyperbole-free reasoning? Besides, I have my own faves, and although Chris’ picks would probably make my own Top-20 list, I’m not convinced everybody, everywhere, throughout all known time and dimensions, would agree with either of us. Still, Chris’ picks are a good place to start.

Here’s his #5 pick, the Pure Spirit building that marks the north-west corner of the Distillery District and which, as Mr. Hume so aptly points out, brought order and reason to an area of town that barely obeyed the laws of physics.

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Basically the owner of this site is a revenge getting jerk.

Posted on May 11th, 2011 – 4 Comments

Found this item while browsing through Alexa reviews today:

How cute! I have my first hater! It’s not really official until you have haterz, but still…

Well, let me assure you, Mister suckafree, that my heart bleeds most profusely at the points of those sharp criticisms. That “anyone can make a blog”, comment cut deep, sir. I would like to take a moment, however, to remind you that:

I have no idea who you are.
I haven’t a clue as to what you’re talking about.
It’s customary to hyphenate two or more words being used as an adjective, such as, “revenge-getting jerk”.

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The Distillery theorem

Posted on May 10th, 2011 – 3 Comments

Art + Alcohol = The Distillery District

I mean, how else do you explain things like this?

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Banking can be THIS comfortable

Posted on May 10th, 2011 – 2 Comments

And here I am walking all the way home like a sucker. What the hell am I paying all those service fees for?!

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We’s not ig’nant

Posted on May 9th, 2011 – 4 Comments

Sarah and I did some casual, Sunday afternoon, stroll-y type shopping at the Cherry Street T&T yesterday. It was my intention to give her a taste (yes, pun included), of my years in Taiwan — at least in terms of product selection. We were missing the traditionally oppressive humidity and funky odours known as “authentic street cuisine”, but with its hordes of English-less products, mystery ingredients (on the labels we could read), and unintentionally hilarious packaging, I feel pretty satisfied with the authenticity of the store. And to top off a fully immersive experience, you should always walk out feeling a little more ignorant than when you came in — mission accomplished! Well, maybe ignorant isn’t the exact word, but I’m sure you get the gist.